A brown, tattered paper floats gently down and comes to rest at my feet.
I snatch at it.
And read it.
Read it yourselves.
Wow. I wonder who the Book Bandit is. There's rumors flying around that she was last seen wearing a blue shirt.
*tucks away blue shirt in clothes hamper*
Hahahaha. What a coincidence! Plenty of other people wear blue shirts.
And then this one guy came up and told me I kinda looked like the person in the picture.
Those claims are UNSUBSTANTIATED, I tell you. He's clearly mad.
It is so not not not not not not me.
It's definitely not me. Yep.
I don't think I'll go to the library for a while...not that there's any reason for that. I can go to the library anytime I want and I can check out books,
I'm just doing my duty here, warning everybody about this criminal